Bad Ink

A young woman reveals a bad "Buy One, Get One Free" tattoo; a woman regrets the ink her high-school boyfriend applied to an intimate area; a former male stripper boasts beastly body art.

A bull rider sports big, bad body art; a nurse has a rude tattoo written in Chinese; a woman needs help with a tattoo that is ruining her sex life.

A military veteran has a hard time explaining her inappropriate tattoo to her children; an artist in a bad mood leaves a woman with bad ink; the call of duty leads the guys to a bachelorette party in a limousine.

An overbearing woman calls Dirk and Ruckus about her son's bad body art; a tattoo artist leaves naughty elements in his work; Ruckus and his dog, Creepy Le Beef, hit the Las Vegas Strip.

A scout leader sports an inappropriate tattoo; a man needs help with a tattoo from a previous marriage; a woman's body art resembles burnt toast.

A gun-shop clerk has a terrible tribute to her mother etched on her neck; a magician hopes to make his bad body art disappear.

A single mother winds up with a bad tattoo after losing a game of pool; a flair bartender sports bad body art; a man must cover up two tattoos from a prior relationship before his girlfriend will marry him.

A Frenchman sports one of the most inappropriate tattoos Dirk and Ruckus have ever seen; a woman wants to cover shameful body art she received as a teenager.

Dirk teams up with a makeup artist from the TV series "Vikings" to pull a prank on Ruckus; a woman wants to cover up bad body art she got at a "tattoo party"; a man's ex-wife is pictured on his arm, much to the annoyance of his current spouse.

Best friends celebrate their 21st birthdays by giving each other horrendous body art; things go from bad to worse when an Elvis impersonator tries to hide a terrible tattoo of his ex-wife.

A desperate woman hopes that Dirk can fix her horrific tattoo; a man's new relationship is threatened by the bad body art on his thigh.

A "player" makes a poor decision when he tries to impress the ladies; a woman who took a trip to Mexico to reinvent herself returns home with bad body art.

Two college buddies bet on who can make their tattoo more ridiculous; a woman regrets the tattoo she got after a messy breakup.

A desperate husband wants his wife to rid herself of an inappropriate tattoo; a man has a bad experience when he mixes alcohol with a novice tattoo artist.

A woman who wants to become a fitness model is saddled with a tattoo she got out of spite; Ruckus uses a man with an unforgettable animal tattoo to play a joke on Dirk.

A retired cop needs a tattoo removed before his girlfriend will marry him; a woman regrets an underground tattoo she received as a teen.

A woman wants her boyfriend to remove a portrait of his ex-girlfriend from his arm; an impulsive decision leaves a former bikini bar waitress with a horrible tattoo.

A woman believes her bad body art is frightening her newborn child; a man hides a terrible tattoo underneath his fashionable clothes.

A man's entire family hates the tattoo portrait of his wife; a woman's tattoo of a beloved pet results in beastly body art.

A man's obsession with Sea Monkeys leads Dirk and Ruckus into uncharted territory; a grandmother's tattoo reflects her wild past.

A woman regrets getting a tattoo that was personally selected by her former boyfriend and now casts her in a negative light; an impulsive woman is branded with body art after having a bad day.

A former college party girl bears body art in a very intimate place; Dirk and Ruckus learn the naughty story behind a woman's adorable pig tattoo.

A Philadelphia tourist has a tattoo in an embarrassing location; a woman who wants to start a new life has a permanent reminder of her old one on her arm.

A model makes a rash decision and gets body art that insults her grandmother; Jonny creates a tattoo of a horned woman with spikes and blood.