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Season 1 · Episode 1

Chapter 1 - Notorious

Today April 16, 2026

Tom Segura, Colum Tyrell, and I, Ari Shaffir, tell stories that should have got us arrested. These are bad people. If I wasn't actually on this show, and Tom wasn't producing I wouldn't have booked either of them. Some people deserve to be cancelled. Decide for yourselves.

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Chapter 1 - Notorious

Today Apr 16, 2026

Tom Segura, Colum Tyrell, and I, Ari Shaffir, tell stories that should have got us arrested. These are bad people. If I wasn't actually on this show, and Tom wasn't producing I wouldn't have booked either of them. Some people deserve to be cancelled. Decide for yourselves.

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Chapter 2 - You're never going to beleive this

Today Apr 16, 2026

Nate Bargatze, Steve Simeone, and Jim Breuer tell stories they have trouble believing themselves. If these guys weren't actually the best humans in comedy I would have called them liars to their faces. But they're well known as good people who don't lie so I guess I'm the bad guy in all this?

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Chapter 3 - All's well that end's well

Today Apr 16, 2026

Roy Wood Jr., Jordan Jensen, and Joe List show you how things can sometimes all work out. This chapter gives you hope. Now, getting to that point was pretty horrific for all of them, but let's not harp on that part. It all ends well. Stay tuned to till the end for a bonus thing!

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Chapter 4 - Alternative Medicine

Today Apr 16, 2026

Chris Distefano and Jessa Reed join all time legendary storyteller Ms. Pat for some wild stories about some terrible remedies. Get your voodoo dolls out, light some incense, and put blood on the doorstep for this chapter. The doctors are in. 

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Chapter 5 - Not all heroes wear capes

Today Apr 16, 2026

Mark Normand, Duncan Trussell and Ari Shaffir owe it all to some special people. We're using "heroes" pretty loosely here in case you couldn't have guessed. So these ain't stories that are gonna make you cry. They're more like stories that will make you happy you've lived your life right.

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Chapter 6 - Ruminations on when I use to suck

Today Apr 16, 2026

Shane Gillis, Dan Soder, Robert Kelly, Sarah Tollemache and Sam Tallent come on for the most packed episode of the season. All of these guys turned their lives around and became cooler people. I'm still working on that for myself so I'll use this chapter as a guide for self improvement.

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Chapter 7 - Four stores of trying to cum

Today Apr 16, 2026

Tony Hinchcliffe, Steph Tolev and all time legendary storytellers Big Jay Oakerson and Ali Siddiq close out the show for some nice stories about getting it on. I personally think NONE of these people should breed. So I'm hoping they all struck out.

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Prologue

Today Apr 16, 2026

The End is Ari Shaffir's live storytelling show featuring some of comedy's biggest names sharing the wildest true stories you've never heard before. Raw, hilarious, and completely unfiltered, This is the bonus prologue