Colin's Sandwich

The trouble with fame is that some people get one whiff of it and they become totally self-obsessed. Not Colin, though. Not even when his first story is published in the Langley Book of Horror.

Colin takes his marriage vows - never to go to another wedding again in his life.

Colin has three days to write a short synopsis for a 90-minute thriller. However, his schedule does not make allowances for Stuart and Rosemary's turkey.

Burning the candle at both ends in an effort to finish his screenplay, Colin discovers that the human body actually needs sleep - a good ten hours a night in his case.

Colin faces a difficult decision. Will it be Le Homard au champagne or Les Huitres muscovites?