Nothing to Report follows the day-to-day adventures of Chance Blackstreet and Moses Packard, two cops who operate in the vein of action duos like Riggs and Murtaugh and Tango and Cash -- only with much less investigating and a lot more sitting in the car. Actual crime notwithstanding, they'll get the job done -- just as soon as they deal with their emotional baggage.
E1
Chance thinks that Moses's weight gain is affecting his performance on the job.
E2
The officers encounter a drunk and disruptive children's TV star.
E3
Chance and Moses compete to see who's more emotionally damaged.
E4
Moses and Chance debate whether or not a suspicious-looking man loitering outside of a house is actually trying to break in.
E5
Moses and Chance engage in a prank-off with the cops who work the day shift.
E6
Moses gets angry at Chance for doing a sloppy job of raiding a crackhouse.