Trailer Park Boys: Park After Dark
Hang out with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles in Ricky's kitchen, smoking, drinking and talking about whatever the hell pops up in their fucked up brains.
Hang out with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles in Ricky's kitchen, smoking, drinking and talking about whatever the hell pops up in their fucked up brains.
E1
Hold onto your alligator cocks and get ready - we're starting Season 7 with some fuckin' serious hash-inspired book learning! Find out what space smells like, how to invent a colour, and why Ricky wants to live in a swamp for 100 years. Plus: Ragin' over Teddy Ruxpin!
E2
The future is here, and it's greasy as fuck! They Boys explore robot pizza servers, self-driving cars, and get dirrrrty with an AI chatbot. Plus: Get yer high heels on, we're heading to Carmel to chew caramels!
E3
Hello darkness, my old friend... the Boys are back in jail again! Find out what the fuck Ricky and Julian did to get there, and which dumb cops arrested them. They also delve into the greasy world of rubber babies, cheese chasing, and phone booth boxing. Also: Here's the news - and a baby!
E4
Ricky and Julian are still banged up in jail - at least Bubs has some good news from Sunnyvale, right? Nope! The Boys also discuss underwater rugby, dick boss cosplay, and do some muscle math. Plus: Bubbles puts the 'fun' into funeral with a scrumpdilly feast!
E5
Ricky and Julian hope to get outta jail soon - hopefully before Ricky nukes the place making fried chicken! Also on the menu: A big-ass bigfoot, a greasy free flight hack, and a cheeseburger beast bigger than Randy. Plus: Bubbles becomes an air crash investigator!
E6
FUUUCK! Ricky and Julian are still in jail, but Ricky has a hand-y escape plan! Bubs brings more bad new from the park, Ricky ponders marriage to a chatbot, and Julian has a business idea - but he's gonna need a raccoon costume. Plus: Imprisoned in Alligator Alcatraz? The Boys have some snake fighting tips!
E7
It's always sunny in Sunnyvale – and hot as fuck after Ricky trashed the aircon! Discover who fought Elvis in Fredericton, why Bubbles wants a lip job, and the dangers of gettin' greasy with 50 Shades of Grey. Plus: Flex Seal, Doritos, Uber? You're awesome... now pay up!
E8
You know Jacques or Jacques knows you? Ricky's cop trick came unstuck in New Brunswick - find out who saved the day! The Boys also investigate the rock band that doesn't exist, and why you shouldn't shove a live eel up your arse. Plus: A bang a day keeps Ricky's sads away!
E9
The Boys had bananas-on-bananas weekend of partying... but who stayed sober? Bubbles continues his air crash investigations, Ricky is hungry for Canada goose, and Julian wants to rent a granny. Plus: Are you man enough to knock a chip off Cyrus' shoulder?
E10
The Boys had a wild time at the Edmonton Great Outdoors Comedy Fest — but has Julian fucked their chances of crashing the Halifax show? Ricky picks up a musical instrument and wants in with the Shitrockers, while Bubbles finds a greee-eaasy use for seaweed! Plus a tribute to the ultimate rocker and Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne.
E11
Park After Dark is about to get a whole lot dumber - Cory and Jacob are in the trailer! Find out which nut has nipples, Cory's favourite video games, and why Jacob is working nine jobs. Plus: Meet the new ambassador of Iceland... Ricky!
E12
If you go down to the woods today... you'll wind up in con college! Find out how Ricky got fucked over by fire, Julian's film crew heist, and why Bubs is missing supper in jail. There's also a menagerie of angry grizzlies, arsonist ospreys, and pan-fried shit guppies!
E13
The rain ain't coming and the fires are spreading - no wonder Bubs wants to stay in jail! Before he hides under Julian's bed, they discuss giant rats, vampire cocks, and Ricky's woodland pyromania. Plus: Got the hangover from Hell? Cure it with a marathon run!
E14
Fight! Fight! Fight! The Boys clash over Bubbles' decision to buy a new show for TPB+, but the trailer looks pretty fackin' decent! There's also a baby-bornting robot, a dirty disaster at 36,000ft, and speeding ticket fuckery in Switzerland. Plus: Can you beat the Boys in a TV show quiz?
E15
The Boys are book learnin' today! Be amazed at fucked facts about deer-whales, Japanese vending machines, and a very long kitty. And watch out Steve French - Ricky wants to punch out a mountain lion! Plus: Julian is... Pumpalicious!
E16
Fuck yeah, Ricky and Julian are getting out of jail! But no fires at the park, boys, or you'll be right back in con college. Bubbles brings exciting news - and video! - of his performance with music legend Jelly Roll, and the Green Bastard's professional wrestling debut. Plus: The Boys ponder poop protocol and protein chips!
E17
After an unfortunate trailer-fucking-up incident, Bubbles has remodeled the Park After Dark set... and it looks fuckin' DECENT! But what will Julian and Ricky think? Plus: liquor news, baby bunions, and an important question: What would you shove up your arse while shoplifting?
E18
Ricky's banged up in jail again, so Jacob is bringing the chips - and the smarts! They discuss muscle snuggies, Jacob's shitty career choices, and the weird world of furries. Plus: Why gettin' overlearnt could land you in hospital!
E19
Julian, Terry and Jacob discover a billion dollar product... and it's growing under Ricky's trailer! But what the fuck can they do with it? There's also footage of the Green Bastard's All Elite Wrestling debut, and news on Ricky's jail hockey tournament. Plus: Do peanut trucker drinks taste like shit? Jacob does a taste test!
E20
Terry wants to be Julian's smart slime business partner - but can he pass the fuckin' interview? They also discuss sweaty dogs, ant-infused cheese, and why Jacob's lost in the woods with only one shoe. Plus: Is Terry as smart as ChatGPT?
E21
Time's running out to stash the slime before winter, and Terry's got some wild ideas how to transport it out of Halifax! Julian continues to make friends with his AI buddy, and Terry ponders rocket-launching balloons. Plus: Don't tell the Oak Island dicks - Terry's about to go on a treasure hunt?!
E22
Julian and Terry get wood with a new tree-cutting business - but is their shitty old saw up to the job? Terry brings up a dark period from Ricky and Julian's past, and gets into trouble with his wife Trish. Plus: AI learns from the best, as Julian teaches Boner to fuckin' swear!
E23
Julian prepares for a special date, with the help of guest stars Tracy and Martina! But will he get the Peaky Blinders look he's after? There's also an update on Ricky's jail vacation, and Bubbles' search for an alien asteroid. Plus: A Louvre jewel heist life hack!
E24
Ricky's back from his jail hockey victory! What does he think of Julian's new look, and which hunky action star does he most resemble? He also meets Julian's fucked AI pal, and discovers catnip wine. Plus: Julian's Air China mystery meal misery!
E25
Randy brings the burgers to Park After Dark... shame they're cold as frig! And where's Ricky's fuckin' condiments?! Randy gives his opinion of Julian's new look, and why he thinks ChatBONER is fucked. Also on the menu: merkins, nudists, and a ravenous polar bear!
E26
Where the fuck are the cheeseburgers, Randy? Right in his friggin' grease locker! Maybe the Boys can feast on nutmeg, deep-fried egg nuggets, and an ancient Big Mac instead? There's also cosmic space facts, an aggressive squirrel, and a greasy hot flash!
E27
Would you like your Ricky baked, grilled, or boiled? He's got big plans to heat up the trailer, as long as the fuckin' fire department doesn't find out! Julian's got news on killer eagles, AI music, and the worst way to get out of Christmas shopping. Plus: What in the flyin' fuck is 6-7?!
E28
Get high with Ricky and Julian and take a trip (in a heated helicopter) to the tippy top of the planet of the Earth, the Arctic! They also discuss giant spiders, high clouds, and words that got all fucked up. Plus: Why is baseball such a fuckaround?!
E29
Ricky's been hitting the indica hard and he's ready for a power nap! Before his brain gets totally fried, he and Julian discuss how to clone pets, why identical twins are fucked, and the awesomeness of donair soup. Plus: What would you choose - a machete or booze?
E30
It's Christmas in Sunnyvale - time to open the new trailer bar, smoke Randy's shitty joint, and shop vac the turkey... wait, what the fuck?!! There's also killer Yule cats, KFC chicken parties, and a treasure hunt to Columbia. Have a good one, see ya in 2026!
E31
New Year, New Julian? He's stylin' real Ray Bans, waking and baking, and doing some manifesting shit. Meanwhile, Ricky's more interested in what people are getting stuck up their butt! There's also greasy alien encounters, AI baby names, and the Boys' new business idea - the Aero Weedinator!
E32
Wowza! Julian's trying to chill this year, but Ricky's got the ragebait. Can he calm down enough to do some new word learning? Julian also comes up with a new idea for the podcast - stoned life coaches! Plus: Zootopia snakes, NFL playoffs, and the family of the dumb!
E33
There's a shitstorm blowing outside, come get cozy with Ricky and Julian! Ricky's got sports news about the Panthers v Sharks hockey fight, and the world's worst tennis player. Julian's excited about his new show idea - let's fucking talk about it! Plus: Will the Boys blow $10 million on moving to the moon?
E34
Well, the snow didn't fuck off... there's MORE! Before they get shovelling, Ricky and Julian discuss the Super Bowl, plan a weed-growing contest, and investigate a fucked story about a foot. Plus: Get out your scrilla and prepare to follow the Church of Ricky!
E35
Randy's dropped by for a drinkypoo... can Ricky and Julian get to the end of the podcast without killing him? Ricky has a happy story about India's richest beggar, and the weird world of animal wangs. Plus: It puts the lotion on the bald head – Julian's skincare routine revealed!
E36
Julian's planning a new sporting event for Sunnyvale - could Randy be its first champion? Ricky has a run-in with friggin' Donnie, and looks at his fucked retirement options. There's also a flying drone pig, combat pigeons, and an unexploded butt bomb!
E1
What the fuck is up with Bubbles? Murder? Cyborg transformation? Or is he just fucked up on gummies? The Boys also plot a weed planting rampage, get learnt about quasars, and do WHAT with a dirty old applesauce log?!?
E2
The Boys are excited as fack - Snoop Dogg's coming to town, and they're ready to party with him on June 3! But are they gonna have to crawl through the sewers to get into the concert? Julian also tests the Boys' music smarts, as Bubbles reveals his scrump-dilly McCartney claim to fame!
E3
The Boys take a day trip to jail for a special Park After Dark. There's baby eels, boas, kitty vending machines and a little wooden prick... fucckkk! Plus: Julian gets demolished by TPB super fan Maria!
E4
This week is getting exciting as fuck! The Boys got their faces - and TPB chips - on the local TV news! Ricky's also looking forward to Father's Day, and has some awesome (and fucked) gift requests, including a challenge for Zig-Zag rolling papers. Plus: Julian's plan to give'r when he's 80!
E5
It's hot as fuck in Sunnyvale, and the Boys are tryin' to get a tan, man! On today's menu: hot dogs and loud fish, the Sperminator, and Ronnie Thunder's overactive weiner. Plus: Get learnt on a new 'f' word!
E6
Guess who's been stealing Amazon Prime? And no, it's not fuckin' Ricky! The Boys discuss the ugliest dog in the world, dinner with Elon Musk, and get into some serious cock talk! Also: Let's raise $3k to get Bubbles... 19 Paul McCartney tattoos?!?
E7
Fack's sake Boys, get the show started! There's a fuck-ton to get through, including the Boys' messy drinking week, Bubbles' new crime fighting show, and a taste test of new TPB chip flavours. Plus: Can Ricky become the right sexy face of Zig-Zag?
E8
Life, the Universe and Everything... holy fuck Boys, Bubbles has got it all figured out! Settle back with a glass of Julian's Wiener vodka, a Joe Beef steak and some mushrooms, and prepare to get your mind blowed. Also: Love Shark Week? Get ready for Arse Week!
E9
Well, slap our balls and call us Sally! The Boys have been getting fucked up in Calgary, raging on a plane, and learning Spanish swears. Bubbles also tries to break Ricky's brain with a word challenge! Plus: What's with all these fuckin' CUCUMBERS??!
E10
It's a fucking zoo in the trailer, with painted lobsters and zorses runnin' around, sharks all jacked up on cocaine, swearing parrots and deadly Koi salad! Plus: Get ready to get learnt, Ricky's bringing the fuckin' FACTS!!
E11
International rap superstar CLASSIFIED is in the trailer! He chats to the Boys about the music game, gold records and tour bus life. Plus: Crazy happenings at the Olympics, the sad story of the balogny log dog, and why you shouldn't fuck around in Peru!
E12
The Boys discuss the latest Olympics news, including pole vaulting wangs and sports-mad whales, and come up with a shitty new sport! They also cruise down China's LSD highway to the country's worst restaurant. Plus: Guess who caught their cock in a drawer? Yup.
E13
Summer's blazing and the Boys are thirsty for muscle milk, vodka and... water?!! They discuss the dangers of oven banging, a million dollar chicken wing heist, and living the dream with the oldies. Plus: Beep boop beep - Bubbles gets sentimental about Simon!
E14
The Boys are heading to Fan Expo Toronto, and they're planning to get right out of 'er! Before they go flying, they chat about beaver fighting, mayo cologne, and taunt some hurricanes! Plus: Is it a bird, is it a plane... no, it's Super Sexian!
E15
The Boys - and some new buddies - are LIVE and drunk as fuck at Fan Expo Canada! Discover dark secrets of the Dirty Dancer, Bubbles' plan to save NASA, and a wild auction of some fucked-up shit. Plus: Conky goes TOO FUCKIN' FAR!!
E16
Watch Julian's genius business brain in action as he devises a foolproof get-rich plan! All he needs is the UK's biggest cock, an acrobatic circus and... no time to explain, just roll the tape! Plus: Conky's got competition - meet Biscuits McGonagall!
E17
Thirteen is the magic number as the Boys get down to some serious drinking... and mathing! Ricky tries swinging Spanish-style, Bubbles brings the tunes, and Julian brings the sweaty muscle briefs. Plus: Samsquamptch sightings, and Ricky's best-ever brain learning!
E18
Summer's about to fuck off, so it's time to party! Before the Boys hit the liquor store and crank some AC/DC, they do some plane spotting, theatre banging, and DIY surgery. Plus: Oh lawd he comin - Bubbles rages about a big fat cat!
E19
It's an exciting day as Bubbles and the Shitrockers' new single drops - get the FIRST LOOK at his new video! The Boys also report on international kitty news, discover a way to get un-arrested, and flex a muscular business idea. Plus: I would do anything for weed... Introducing the Shitrockers' new support act, RICK LOAF!
E20
It's a wild Park After Dark today with whales, pythons, sloths, and a big hairy bear... called Randy! The Boys also discover why steak is off the fucking menu for poor Bubbles. Plus: Does Randy have an announcement?!
E21
Get yer drinking pants on Boys, Canadian Thanksgiving is around the corner! Before they get fucked up, they chat about Ricky's plan to defeat super ants, Julian's sky-high Shanghai surprise, and Bubbles' shitty cheese experience. Plus: The cat that came back, and caulking cocks!
E22
The Boys are cooking up some awesome business ideas today - but first they need a shit-ton of apples and a floating restaurant in Halifax harbour! Plus: Long-distance pickles, musclemen suits, and a toast to Gord and Jim Lahey!
E23
Randy's in a caring mood today, but he's still stinking up the trailer! Has Bubs found a way to make him smell sweeter? There's also news about Ricky's crazed squirrel hunt, the long neck trend, and an invasion of 30,000 parrots. Plus: Julian's got a tough message for his internet bullies!
E24
The Boys are recovering from last nights' Halloween partying - and what the fuck is Bubbles dressed as?! Ricky reveals his trick or treat candy scam, Julian gets trolled, and Bubbles unboxes something very fucking exciting... get ready for LONGHAULER!
E25
Prepare for a cosmic journey with Bubbles that'll blow your mind... better take some fucking edibles first! Chow down on a hairy Chinese snack and 16,000oz of booze, and get an update on Julian's cock management quest!
E26
Today's Park After Dark is out of this fucking world! Julian recounts his crazy UFO experience, Bubbles considers exploring the universe without his kitties, and Randy thinks about friggin' alien cheeseburgers... fuck's sake Randy. And whatever ya do, don't land on Planet Fuck!
E27
Julian pulled it off! The man with the world's biggest penis, Matt Barr, joins Ricky, Julian and Randy on the worldy pipe for a special interview. Find out everything you've ever wanted to know about owning a massive unit... and Randy's got some stupid fuckin' questions too!
E28
Holy flyin' fuck, the Boys had a CRAZY week! Thank fuck they - and Shitrockers bassist Waylon - are sober enough to recount wild tales and gossip from the Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties premieres in London, LA and Halifax. Find out who nearly destroyed the Abbey Road mixing desk, and what OTHER liquor Julian's been drinking. Plus: Look out Swifties, make way for the Shitties! Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties hits theatres in Canada and the US on December 6, and the UK and Ireland January 10!
E29
Start spreading the news, the Boys are leaving today... to get fucked up in New York, New York at the Shitrockers movie fan screening! At least they saved $8 on their shitty flights to buy some (good kind) chicken fingers. But will Ricky make it across the border? Also: Bad news bananas, radiation nipple hats, and why Randy's about to get fired!
E30
The Christmas countdown has begun, and the Boys are getting fucked up on vodka and... acid?! Ricky recounts his Helix tribute band tour, Julian wrestles with a pipe-bomb-up-the-arse conundrum, and Bubbles has some devastating Bitcoin news. Plus: A very Swiftie borntday!
E31
Santa's come early and brought some awesome shit - new Trailer Park Boys chips and BIC lighters! But will they make any scrilla out of it? There's also the world's most costly coffee, a killer cat, and the Jaguar that wasn't there. Plus: What gifts has Julian, ahem, acquired for his best buds? Find out soon...
E32
It's Christmas Day and the Boys can't wait to open their gifts and tuck into a big bacon breakfast! There's also Christmas cracker fun, Jail Spice chips, and Julian's million-dollar plan for 2025. Plus: Ricky believes in... Liquid Santa?!?
E33
The Boys have been partying like it's 1999 - how the fuck did they wake up in 2025?! The future sounds fucked as they discuss super book-learnt AI, killer robot cops, and shitty cyber trucks. Plus: Coming to a theater near you... NUNDERNEATH!
E34
The Boys are high, but Bubs is about to get real high... he's flying to the UK to party with fans at Shitrockers screenings! They also chat about Fogvid-24, sending Randy to Russia, and Haywire - the unluckiest band in the world. Plus: Pre-order your plushies before they fuck off!
E35
Mother Nature is a motherfucka! The Boys raise their glasses to those affected by the LA wildfires. Ricky's also feeling sore after an unpleasant medical procedure, Julian checks out a new rum drink, and there's a lot of borntdays to celebrate. Plus: Look the fuck out when British Randy's trousers come off!
E36
Hold onto your cocks for a frenzy of facts, fun and food fuckery! Bubs and Randy test their fast food knowledge, Julian brings the mind-blowing facts (not) and Randy shows off his fucking terrible impressions!
E37
January, its's been nice knowing ya, now fuck off! Ricky's gone down with swan flu, Julian's in trouble for spending merch royalties on ladies, and Bubs has got a feeling he can't hide, oh yeah! Plus: Getcha Ricky hash plant seeds, but don't grow a fuckin' stink weed!
E38
You're gonna need plenty of gummies and booze to keep up with today's Park After Dark! There's a greasy OnlyFans record attempt, 4D fart videos, and a quest to see Oasis - but will Liam fuck off for $500K? Plus: The Boys reveal their plan to save Canada... with LIQUOR!!!
E39
Happy banging day! Ricky's been trawling Plenty Of Sharks for a date, and Bubs is hoping for a Swedish massage. Julian's got money on his mind with a greasy new business scheme... anyone wanna buy 100,000 eggs?! Plus: Can you beat the Boys in a rock band quiz?
E40
FUCK OFF WITH THE BIRD FLU!! Bubs was just trying to help fuckin' Donnie out, now he's all banged up. Will he take his revenge on the sickly chicken? Also find out why Julian wants to be a workin' man in Japan, and who the Boys crown Dummy Of The Week!
E41
Fuck off February, and take your shitcicles with you! Bubs is still banged up with the bird flu, Ricky's flippin' about flying, and Julian wants to be the new Robin Hood. Plus: Are you a cat person? The Boys wanna talk to you!
E42
He's the smartest guy in the park! Seed king MrSoul drops by with his latest delicious creation - Bubble's Blueberry F4, now available at brothersgrimmseeds.com. It's purple! He also spills some seed-growing secrets and teaches the Boys about nuclear reactors. Plus: Can Ricky's Hash Plant make his brain more red?
E43
Spring is springin', hash seeds are growin', and Ricky is ready for Valentine's Day. Yup, space and time are all fucky on today's Park After Dark! There's also a wordsmarts quiz, a trip to Puppy Mountain, and turkey roasting alchemy. Plus: Beware the Ides of March!
E44
It's officially BOOZE MONDAY! The Boys are back at a new time, and getting right out of 'er with their delicious new liquor drinks. Is organ flush and muscle cream coming next? We've also got cobra fighting kitties, a naked date at the lake with Julian, and a peek at Gettin' Cooked With Ricky, coming to SwearNet March 28!
E45
Here's your PAD Fools GOLD! Find out who got fucked over by an early April fools, why sea kitties are so ugly, and who made a stink in the Gettin' Cooked kitchen. Plus: Julian has some FUCKIN' HUGE news for ya...
E46
The Boys are feeling a bit jinkety-janked today! Maybe a sauna, pedicure or a tickle sandwich with Jay Baruchel would help? They also discuss using AI to stay outta jail, Mars space weed, and Ricky's sex lube experiments... it's gonna get GREASY!
E47
The Boys have a bunch of new TPB chips to sell at the mall and make some serious scrilla! Before they fuck off, they discuss flying pickles, a pissy health hack, and an all-you-can-eat buffet that ain't for Randy. Plus: Play Ricky's new game, Cool or Not Cool!
E48
The Boys had a blast at the Maple Leafs hockey game at the weekend, and met 3,000 awesome-as-fuck TPB fans! They also chat about petrifying aliens, the guy in the chair, and a delicious Julian BBQ. Plus: Why don't we do it in the road? Because it'll cost ya 10 fucking years in jail!
E49
Strap in for one fuckin' wild ride! Special guest Steve-O spills the beans on his most fucked stunts, smuggling drugs to Sweden, and a hot sauce for your butthole. He also reveals which pop megastar was a royal DICK!
E50
Happy Day After Star Wars Day! The Boys get into an argument about R2-D2, and Ricky learnts some awesome Earth facts. There's also a holy water hex, AI robot grooming, and some greasy stuff down at the Legion!
E51
Gummy up and strap in - it's a carnival of critters on Park After Dark, with parachuting beavers, cuddle skunks and helicopter-fucking-up penguins! Julian's also got a quiz about snacks in space, and Ricky wants to talk about sex, baby!
E52
Bubbles is all banged up after a fancy dinner at the SPCA, maybe hair of the cock and a tiny chef will cheer him up? The Boys also have a fuck-ton of weird news, including the robot that went fucky, the highest town in Turkey, and gourmet chicken fingers (the shit kind!) Also: Got kitty legal problems? Better Call Bubs!
E1
Attention Bear Grylls: The Boys have a wilderness challenge for you - and yep, it's fucked! They discuss Bubbles' treasure-hunting obsession, why orcas are dicks, and starting the Fucked-Up Animal Company. Plus: If you didn't want Ricky to steal your boat, ya shouldn't have left the fuckin' keys in it!
E2
Welcome to the world of AI, Boys! Will it make them billionaires, or at least get Julian a hot date? They also discuss a cute kitty story, the world's dopest private jet, and why Julian fuckin' hates art. Also: Ricky has some gossip that's Back to the Future!
E3
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are back in jail - find out what the fuck they did this time! Ricky has more amazing animal facts, and Julian pays tribute to Tina Turner. Also: The Boys head to Niagara Falls Comic Con - if they can get outta Con College in time!
E4
The Boys go live in front of a wild audience at Niagara Falls Comic Con! They've got songs, fucked Falls facts, a visit from Conky and... a horse auction?! Plus: Is Julian gonna show us his tits?
E5
The Boys are back from Niagara Falls, and back in fuckin' jail! Today's chat is all about DANGER - riding the Falls, falling out of aircraft, and appearing on Naked And Afraid! Also: Boxy Boxhead strikes again... and again, and again!
E6
Cat ball racing! Pineapple sammiches and fried rocks! Hissing sloths! What in the actual fuck is going on in the Sunnyvale Correctional Centre today?! Also: Find out why Bubbles' middle name is 'Goal'!
E7
Why is Ricky's trailer full of musical shit (and a broken lamp?) Bubbs is holding auditions for the Bubbles & The Shitrockers tour! Julian investigates some shitty art, and gets learnt about millipedes. Also: Who has a 17ft birthday boner?!
E8
What a surprise, the Boys are back in jail. At least they can get a break from all that fuckin' rain! But romance is in the air - find out the weirdest way to get a date, and how not to propose at 30,000ft! Also: The Elon v. Zuck cage fight - who's gonna win, and which celebs do the Boys wanna fight?
E9
Guess who pissed in Gorilla Fingers' boots and is spending time in solitary? Good job Randy's checked into con college - and just in time for International Massage Week! Also: Shitty parenting, Three's Company, and a luxury cruise for one!
E10
Bubbles and Randy bring you a special edition of Park After Dark from Amsterdam, EU! Find out what Randy's getting up to in the city of bikes, hash and red lights. Plus: Floating kitties and greasy-as-FUCK attractions!
E11
Guess who got busted for Dutch hash at the airport? For fuck's sake, Randy! Find out about Bubbles' Shitrockers tour, European drinking culture, and how Randy fucked up the Cavern Club. Also: Pee-wee Herman, fuckin' terrible impressions, and why Bubbles is yogurt!
E12
Ricky's trailer has had an uninvited guest - you frigged up, Randy! Before they tidy up, the Boys discuss Bubbles' appearance at the Guns N' Roses gig, why aliens are among us, and getting wood in the wilderness. Plus: Good eatin'... penguins?!?
E13
Nobody wants to wrestle with your big juicy arm, Randy - and stop timing Julian when he's 'getting changed'! The Boys discuss Ricky's latest jail antics, penis exercises, and fucking with a grizzly bear. Also: The shocking story of Hugh the manatee's hole!
E14
Julian's going on vacation (to get some sun on his bag?!) but why the fuck is he being so secretive? And will he take up Randy's offer of a shirts-off 100m race? Also: Attention Noel and Liam, the Boys have a plan to reunite Oasis!
E15
Bubbles and Randy try to figure out where Julian's gone - along with a bag of 'toys' and a mystery leather sex fella! There's also ham yoga, horse steaks, and ancient Greek wisdom. Plus: Randy minds his friggin' manners!
E16
Bubbles and Randy discover the TRUTH behind Julian's sex party vacation! They also discuss Barbie botox, Pigeon Man, and a Tinder app from Hell. Plus: Let Julian romance you with his love letter!
E17
Ricky's out of jail and smarter than ever! He's got new learntings about cool words, emojis and Freddie Mercury, but can he beat the Mind Trap? Also: Metallica's furry fan, the end of the Hot Chip Challenge, and shits on a plane!
E18
Legendary rapper Classified is IN THA TRAILER! He chats about growing up in Nova Scotia, his upcoming tour, and hanging out with Snoop Dogg. Also: Bob Marley, ether frolicking, and why Ricky wants to be a lemur!
E19
Fall is here and Bubbles is pissed - at least Ricky's keeping warm in his cock slippers! Today's chat includes a shitty way to lose weight, deodorant for your stinky bits, and a game of 'Would You Rather'. Also: On next week's show.... aliens?!
E20
Get the space weed in, the aliens are coming! Ricky's alien expert buddy MJ gets us learnt about UAPs, angels, quantum entanglement, and some really trippy space shit! Do you fackin' believe?!
E21
Park After Dark gets off to a shitty start - but is it art? The Boys chat about pumpkin spice weed, pond sharks and emotional support alligators, and Julian checks out a hot new website. Also: My dog, he got six legs!
E22
What would you do if you won a billion dollars? The Boys dream of private islands, jet planes, and deep-fried monster trucks! Also: Bag barnacles, Ricky's riddles, and Snoop Dogg's borntday!
E23
Vampirate Ricky's done an awesome job declorating his trailer with ghouls, cobwebs and... bacon?! But is it better than Vampire Bubs' corn maze? The Boys also tuck into the meatloaf from Hell, and chat about Pepper X, super-sized seals and the origins of Hallo-ween!
E24
The Boys are back from Winnipeg Comic Con, and Ricky is full of love... and drugs! There's a barrel-load of load, a toast to Matthew Perry, and tales of people having a very bad fuckin' day. Plus: Bubbles falls in love with a special British kitty - will it be making its new home in Sunnyvale?
E25
Bubbles is making poppies to sell for Remembrance Day - and he doesn't need Julian's facking help! The Boys also find themselves trapped on a desert island (in their stoned minds) and think about the Roman Empire, and the perfect murder! Also: Ricky gets 'Spinal Tapped' by Jim's FUCKED Firehouse!
E26
The Boys get learnt about some really interesting shit today! Find out how to not get de-meated by pirañas, movie quotes we're fucking up, and where to get drunk for cheap with the Germans! Also: How far would Bubbles go to rescue a kitty in distress?
E27
The Boys celebrate Thanksgiving... again! They discuss dirty big birds, the tastiest fuckin' pies, and why plumbers are busy on Black Friday. Plus: The truth behind Snoop's smoke announcement, and the Beatle that rocked Ricky's look!
E28
The Boys are ready to get fucked up in honour of Pablo Escobar's borntday, but watch out for the space cake shits! There's also AI babes, a shitty dead possum, and the mystery of Paul McCartney's polygon. Plus: Julian spends $3.8 million!
E29
Watch the fuck out, the Boys are higher than fuck today! Before they totally fuckin' trainwreck, they chat about Bowie the lobster, greasy face painting, and get ready to celebrate some awesome borntdays. Plus: Julian falls in love with... a groundhog?!!
E30
Strap in and strap on - Bubbles wants to land a jumbo jet, and Ricky tries a dickie duel with inflatable wangs! The Boys also play a greasy new game, and get learnt on some facts they wish they didn't know!
E31
Timbims, liquor, and a big pile of presents - is it gonna be the most peaceful Christmas ever? Here's a clue - NOPE! Find out what greasy gifts the Boys got, and who fucked up the Babcock family Christmas. Plus: Watch out America, the boar whores are coming for ya!
E32
The Boys don their tinfoil party hats and get ready to see in the new year... but which fuckin' year is it?! They discuss roasting Ricky's nuts on a flaming toilet, the dangers of AI, and making money from Vitamin F. Also: Julian and Bubbles go head-to-head in Ricky's fucked trivia quiz!
E33
New Year, New Fuckin' You! Bubbles quit the liquor and is taking up yoga... how long is that gonna last? Julian thinks 2024 is the year the Boys finally get rich - is a driveway money-making scam the answer? Ricky also has a story that's gonna make you squirmish!
E34
Happy Feast of Fabulous Men Day! Wait, what the in fuck?! Randy's here to celebrate, but where's Bubbles? Is he having fun... or been captured by a cult? The Boys also chat about exploding toilets, Mo's flat Earth mythbuster, and why Julian fuckin' hates crows. Also: A toast to dead bugs!
E35
Bubbles is back! So where the fuck was he last week - and did the bird come out of its cage? The Boys also investigate a 10-foot alien, detachable spider cocks, and a diet that will fuck up your guts. Also: Julian considers moving to New York to live with a supermodel! there's just one catch...
E36
The Boys are excited - they're going to London, England! Will Julian get to work out in an Olde English dungeon gym? They also discuss the worst ways to die, piss fights, and Wayne Gretzky's birthday. Plus: You've heard of Dick in a Box, now get ready for Randy in a Box!
E37
Randy's stinking out the trailer today - but he's got some intel on Bubbles' new "friend" Pat! He learns about the five-baby-momma banging machine, AI girlfriends, and how the Boys split up one of the greatest bands of all time. Plus: Ricky brings more fucked animal facts!
E38
The Boys had a swinging fuckin' time in London! Bubbles got to visit a very special place... that's now missing a priceless piano! Find out why Julian has a beef with the pubs, and who had a murderously good time at Brick Lane. There's also a toast to Carl Weathers, and a plan to make $$$ from deepfake fuckery!
E39
They've been everywhere man, they've been everywhere... and drank London and Las Vegas dry! Find out what the fuck they got up to in Sin City, and who went on a dancing date. Plus: Shower snacking with Jessica Biel, and truffles that will get ya high!
E40
The Boys are coming down from a massive Las Vegas high - but did anyone get fucked up on kratom? Find out what new TPB product they launched at the CHAMPS show, and which megastar (and fan) they met! Plus: Pro tip - don't drive antiques up yer arse!
E41
The Boys are fucked up on Ricky's gummies and heading for the moon! Before they lift off, they discuss Willy Wonka, lottery scrilla fuck-ups, and joining the Swiftie gang. Plus: Anyone for monkey jerky and cat pee soda?
E42
Randy's been working out with a greasy new friend - how does he compare with the Muscular Mayor of Sunnyvale? They also chow down on TPB chips and discuss sharks, Pac-Man, and Spartan knob smashing!
E43
Where's Ricky been? Getting learnt with his new history teacher... guess who! And piano man Bubbles launches a decent new contest - we wanna hear YOUR Julian SuperFlex remixes!
E44
Welcome to Park After Darrr.... ah, fuck it! Do the Boys need some cobra venom to keep 'em happy and high? They discuss Bubbles' new life as a penguin, The Shat's borntday, and a very hunky kitty. Plus: The latest entries to Julian's SuperFlex contest!
E45
Ricky's a hero! But did he really bust his shoulder in a wild shopping mall showdown? Bubbles also reveals the winner of the Julian SuperFlex contest - and the start of a million dollar TikTok dance sensation. Plus: You can't judge a fuckhead by his rumours!
E46
The Boys chat to SuperFlex Mega Contest winner Jimmy Belabre - and holy flyin' fuck, does he have a crazy life story to tell! They also journey to the centre of the Earth, and learn about Ricky's one-armed goalie pulling!
E47
Ricky's dickered shoulder is getting him down - should he get surgery, or a new pair of glasses? The Boys also discuss the dangers of flying saw blades, car-eating dogs, and pissy cicadas. Plus: Julian gets his chip fire alibi straight!
E48
'Twas the night before 420, and all through the trailer... the Boys were getting high as fuck on TPB gummies and powder! Before they totally trainwreck for the weekend, they discuss porch pirates, reincarnation and muscle polish. Plus: Ricky thinks, therefore he is!
E49
Ricky's still high from 420, but it's helping him get learnt about physics! But are the Boys smart enough not to fuck up a game of Denial And Error? Also on the menu: Juicy June bugs, salamander skewers, and sexy rock stars!
E50
Is Sunnyvale a simulation? Is Ricky an AI? And why the fuck are the Boys saying 'kangaroo' a lot? Plus: Baby Reindeer, REO Speedwagon, and some fuckin' Bad Choices!
E51
On the latest Park After Dark Drugs, Drugs, Drugs Edition: Making scrilla from sweaty balls, Mother's Day gift advice, the whereabouts of Tammy LaFleur. Also: No buzz on = nuclear SUCK!!
E52
Park After Dark is a fuckin' ZOO this week - with 10,000 bats, dirty old black flies, musket rats, and crocodile-eating kitties! Also: Ricky get Naked & High, Bubbles dives into the New York-Dublin portal, and it's some sexy dick's birthday!
E1
Orlando, give it up for Ricky, Julian and Bubbles! The Boys go live for an epic one-hour podcast, with dancing, singing, liquor shots and sexual lumberjacks bearing Big Macs! There's also an appearance from a special guest... FUCKFACE!
E2
Poor Bubbles is feeling pretty fucked thanks to the 'rona! Once he wakes up, the Boys discuss a green idea for a new business, how to arrest a killer sheep, and a totally fucked taste test. Also: Ricky reads his beautiful new poem, 'The Wind Is A Cunt'!
E3
Hands on your buzzers Boys, Bubbles Trebek is back with another fucked-up round of Jeopardy! Also: Ricky's glowstick weiner, gettin' learnt with breakfast cereal, and a plane crazy bang!
E4
Get learnt with the Boys today! Find out why everyone in the 19th century was drunk as fuck, the greasy underwater world of fish fetishes, and how to knock out an orangutan. Also: The Boys get down to Barry fuckin' Manilow!
E5
The Boys - and fuckin' Conky - are live and drunk as fuck in Dallas! Find out why Ricky's wearing tight pants, meet Cory's dumber-than-fuck Texan cousin, and singalong with Bubbles! Also: Which Irish jigger is gonna win a slow dance with Sexian?
E6
Get the liquor and weiners flowing, the Boys are heading into a big party weekend! But will they get invited to Nathan MacKinnon's Stanley Bong party? Also: Ricky's got a fucked rag doll story that will blow the cock right off your ass!
E7
The Boys break out the dirty ol' cupboard wine for a fancy tasting session - which tipple passes with flying carpets, and which is gonna make Ricky puke? Also: Get banged on a cruise, get a fucking bruise!
E8
Randy, stop smoking Ricky's fucking dope... and what is that smell coming off ya? Also: The wonders of the Jimmy Webb Space Telescope, the biggest beer in the world, and Randy's favourite nuts!
E9
Ricky's been busy in his woodworking shop, but who's gonna pay $100 on Etsy for his creation? Bubbles teaches us how to talk in Bigfoot, and Julian investigates the crazy fucker who pushed a peanut up a mountain with his nose. Also: Save the hot, horny bees!
E10
It's a long weekend in Sunnyvale, and the Boys are ready to double the liquor, triple the weed, and steal the Bluenose for a sailing trip! Before they end up in jail for theft of historic property, they discuss dirty mosquito burgers, fuckin' useless inventions, and why Randy's a hit at the nudist beach!
E11
Is Randy the dumbest person in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Julian decide to help him out, and get him learnt on some awesome facts and stories from around the world! Also: The truth about the Loch Ness Monster, and the ham sammich from Hell!
E12
The Boys are fucked on edibles today, and full of decent money-making ideas! They attempt cheese string trading, plan a floating party island, and invent the booze-smuggling sneaker. Plus: You can't join the Cool Guy Gang with a piss stain on your pants!
E13
Randy's in the trailer and happy as fuck, but he's pissing off Ricky and Julian! Before they duct tape his mouth shut, they discuss Friends with the Benedicts, chicken balls, and unravel a fucked family feud! Also: Louis, Louie and Looly?!
E14
Back to the crack: Randy's here with some National Toilet Paper Day facts you didn't wanna know! Discover Julian's favourite long-necked animal (and no, it's not a fuckin' swan), a bacon-busting business idea, and Randy's seasonal sex toy veg picks!
E15
Poor Bubbs has kitties on his mind today - is Stumpy gonna make it? Julian has found Randy the perfect mate, and Ricky wants to wrestle an emotional support alligator. Fuck, those shrooms are really kicking in today, Boys!
E16
While the edibles kick in, the Boys are wondering: what really is a start? And did Ricky and Randy go see a movie and eat popcorn out of Randy's lap? We talk bee stings, hash-sniffing dogs, ghost-jacking, and why you shouldn't airdrop nudes to your pilot! Also: a toast to Pat Stay.
E17
Julian's got Hash Dips, Hammer Hands, and Terminator CEOs on the brain, Ricky's suddenly not so keen on wrasslin' alligators anymore, and did Bubbles' cat drive a fuckin electric car? Also: how is Julian like Stephen Hawking?
E18
Cleanliness is next to Randiness - Bobandy has cleaned up his act and has some handwashing tips for Ricky and Bubbles. They also discuss dirty ol' Hurricane Fiona, why you shouldn't eat batteries, and Julian's trip to the Muscle Seminar!
E19
It's September the 3-0 already, fuckers - the Boys are zoned out and don't know if it's Jantember or Novaugust! Bubbles is so hungry he could eat a wheel of cheese, or some sexy Muscle Chips. But fuck off with the NyQuil chicken! Also: The Boys explain why September 30 is a very important day in Canada.
E20
Bubbs is on top of his game today and ready to do some math! The Boys discuss Steve Irwin, the catalog haven of Pueblo Colorado, and the Wrath of Eternal Piss. Plus: Get ready for a LIVE Thanksgiving special on Shout Factory TV!
E21
Randy's in the trailer and he's come bearing a sweet gift - or is it?! Find out how not to get scammed from space, when Texas hot sauce ain't Texas hot sauce, and some hot facts about Julian's nipples. Also: Call the wood police, there's a fucking killer on the loose!
E22
It's time to get learnt with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles about the world's greatest inventions, including dynamite, screw tops and Edison's electric knob. Also: Road Rage Refs, Tickle Me Elmo, and Cory's DIY dentistry!
E23
Ricky's declorated the trailer, Bubbs has brought some fucked costumes, and Julian's got pumpkin rage! Join the Boys for a Halloween fuckaround, along with a devilish little fuckin' guest...
E24
Look who's back... and ready for a few bong tokes! Before Ricky's poor fishy friend gets fucked up again, the Boys chat about python attacks, Ozzy Osbourne's disco track, and some greasy Partridge Family gossip. Also: The dirtiest man in the world... four smokes, let's go!
E25
Orangie's on a hash high, Randy stinks, and Ricky's got some facts that will blow your tits off! Ricky and Julian also decide not to go to jail this winter, they're moving into IKEA! Also: The Boys raise a glass for Remembrance Day.
E26
Christmas comes early as Randy brings a basket of gifts for Julian and Bubbles... or is it just a ruse to peek at Julian's tits? Also: An argument about Spiderman, and Ricky's Cape Breton vacation with Orangie!
E27
Cape Breton's finest Tracy & Martina are in the trailer, and they've brought the Boys a scrump-dilly local delicacy! They shoot the shit about Canadian accents, Tracy's fucked deer disaster, and give the Boys a quick-fire question round. The gals also chat about their new SwearNet shows, Dirty Deeds and Shootin the Shit!
E28
There's only 23 days until Christmas, and the Boys haven't started their holiday stealing, uhm, shopping yet! Before they start their festive heist, they discuss Jeffrey Dahmer, duct tape, and why it's a good day for borntness. Also: Dirty Dancing 2 needs a new leading man, and there's only one sexy muscleman for the job...
E29
Duck, T-Rex or Gorilla? The Boys conduct a series of highly scientific (and hilarious) experiments to find the ultimate sticky tape, including the Shaft Length Pickup, Julian's Rip Test and the highly dangerous Kitchen Cupboard Strength Test. FOR FUCKIN' SCIENCE!
E30
The Boys are high as fuck and cleared for take off! Today's subjects include meth monks, the biggest cock in rock, and Ricky's new job in New York. Plus: Medical advice from Dr. Love, Dr. Cocknballs and Dr. Poop!
E31
Happy Holidays, fuckers! Ricky's splashed out on some awesome gifts (and some fucking awful cologne) but they're not for Bubbs and Julian. And is Bubbles' heartfelt gift about to backfire big time? Also: Cocaine on a plane, Trailer Park PIs, and greasy caroling!
E32
Welcome to the last Park After Dark of 2-0-2-2! The Boys begin their 48-hour new year's party and review the top songs, movies and celeb breakups of the year. What's in store for 2023? A trip to the Bahamas and weiner cozy knitting!
E33
Ricky, Julian and Randy had an awesome holiday blow-out... and did Randy get lucky? Ricky reports on the most fucked-up news stories of 2022, and the Boys raise a glass to rally star Ken Block. Plus: The Boys get ready to party at Fan EXPO New Orleans this weekend!
E34
Heyyyyy! Bubbles is pumped 'cause he got to hang out with The Fonz in New Orleans (the real one, not that heavy metal dick Cyrus!) Ricky's making a prison bucket list, and Julian's excited about a business idea to die for. Also: Meth pigeons, dumb dogs and banging cops!
E35
I'm a workin' man, I am! Ricky wants a change of career - but should he become a male prostitute, crash test dummy, or start a shitty new business? Also: Danger kitties, tree banging, and the latest space news!
E36
Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's a potato brush: Ricky spills his beauty secrets! The Boys pay tribute to Lisa Marie Presley and David Crosby, and reveal why Croz wasn't their fan! Plus: Power slaps, cockfights and more-than-kissing cousins...
E37
Fuck, it's colder than a snowman's cock out there! Cozy up with the Boys as they discuss Sting's greasy sex yoga, making scrilla from DNA, and Ricky's Titanic switcheroo theory. Plus: Get yer tickets for the Sexian vs Tyson gummy-off in Las Vegas!
E38
Join the Boys in the trailer for another HOT Park After Dark! There's cock soup on the menu, plus weiner surgery, Sunnyvale dodo sightings, and greasy Valentine's Day plans. Also: It's Worse Case Ontario for Jeopardy!
E39
The Boys are back from Las Vegas after launching their new TPB D9 gummies - just how fucked up did they get? Find out if Bubbles got lucky on Valentine's Day, and why UFOs come in peace! Also: Cool sports car, tiny cock?
E40
The Boys are trippin' after the Portland show - find out which stars they partied with! There's news on a Cadbury's Creme Egg heist, a shitty theatre review, and magic lab chicken. Also: Fuck the sun, lock up your catalytic convertors!
E41
Randy smells like ass, but Julian's interested in doing some greasy business with him - how much can he charge for a Randy all-nighter? The Boys also reveal a vibin' cure for constipation, a Disney hack for the kiddies, and why women should throw away their make-up!
E42
It's a happy and laffy day - spring's around the corner, and the Boys are high on edibles! Julian reveals a greasy fetish, Bubbles wants a date with Rick Rubin, and Ricky finds an upside to the warming of the globe. Also: Cocaine Bear, muscle tattoos, and why VW can fuck off!
E43
Oh Daddy Boy! Ricky, Julian and Bubbles celebrate St. Patty's day with green beer, green fuckin' flashy things, and a toast to snakes. They also discuss hangovers in space, eight uses for piss, and show off their knowledge of movie stars... not!
E44
Bubbles is sick AF today, and no, it's not from his St. Patty's Day liquor blowout! He gives his opinion on Cocaine Bear, and comes up with some dope sequel ideas! Also: A new business idea for Julian, and Ricky's wish list for this weekend's Fan EXPO in Cleveland!
E45
The Boys are gonna get fucked up for April Fools Day - so what's new?! Find out why Bubbles is counting Steve French jumping fences, how to get a lip job from a kissing machine, and do some hot yoga with Ricky. Also: Trailer Park Boys D9 THC powder is coming!
E46
Trinity and Jacob are in the trailer for a Sunnyvale-style Easter celebration (and by that, we mean getting high on gummies!) They discuss how Mo is doing at school, banging on the moon, and why Julian's drink tastes like shit. Also: Death by hippo, and a toast to Shitty Bill!
E47
Awoooo! Terry Cahill makes a flying visit to Sunnyvale, and gets learnt about Scottish squirrel gangs, invisible socks, and why speaking Greek might get ya a big surprise... OPA!! Also: Is Julian an alcoholic?!
E48
Roll a 36-paper joint (yup, you read that right), and join Ricky, Julian and Bubbles for a Sunnyvale 420 celebration! There's a feast of TPB chips and gummies, Mo's homegrown weed, and plenty of high-as-fuck chat. Plus: The Boys plan their own 420 festival for 2024 - TRAILERSTOCK!
E49
Gold, gold, gold! Bubbles has a decent new gadget - will it make the Boys a fortune down Oak Island? They also discuss lotto winners' etiquette, and try to remember if they partied with golfer John Daly. Also: Sunnyvale Trailer Park, Turks and Caicos - coming soon?!
E50
Ricky, Bubbles and Terry's underwear party is over, thank fack - put your bags away, boys! They discuss weird Dorito flavours, and creatures that are definitely off the menu. Also: Ass implants, headless horrors, and Julian's mom!
E51
Bubbles is out hunting for gold with his metal detector - will he have more luck than those Oak Island dicks? Ricky and Julian are here to get us learnt about trepanning, tapeworms and tongue twisters. Also: Julian reveals his dream chick!
E52
Bubbles is back from detectorin' Oak Island, with box of surprises. Is it a bunch of rusty old shit... or Knights Templar treasure? Also: Cocky horses, driving dogs, and the Jimmy Hoffa mystery - solved!
E1
Welcome to Season 3 of Park After Dark - fuck, it only seems like last week we finished Season 2! So, just how fucked up are the Boys today? They're talking NFTs, UFOs, high IQs, thousand year old cocks, the secret to living a long fucking life -- plus hydration tricks from Julian! From the LIVE broadcast on May 28th, 2021.
E2
Whoa, it's Shopping Cart Day! Don't barbecue in a fucking shopping cart, be careful when you eat cicadas -- and watch what you smoke, jailbirds! Learn the history of brunch and Captain Morgan, and the insider scoop on shark loads. Also: what the fuck's the difference between stoned, baked, and high? From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, June 4th, 2021.
E3
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are back together in the trailer! Before they get fucked up to celebrate, they check out cocaine hippos, underground Antarctic aliens and a tall samsquamptch story. Plus: Get the recipe for Ricky's awesome pretzel dogs!
E4
Ricky gets a visit from the cops - but they're not looking for him! Can he and Bubbles warn the wanted man before the RCMP comes knocking? Also: Julian's hustling hard down at the local job fair... or is he?
E5
Julian's got himself banged up in jail after an incident at the strip club - so Randy's taking his place! They discuss the red-hot Sunnyvale housing market, Randy's jail lover, and renting out Julian's trailer on Airbnb. Also: Ricky and Randy want to make a cooking show - but what should they call it?
E6
Ricky, Bubbles and Randy are in the middle of a looong weekend of drinking! They take time out to discuss moving to Disneyland, Kentucky redneck raves, and how twins work. Also: Find out why NAYSA has a problem with astronauts' underpants!
E7
Julian's back in the trailer! He reveals where the fuck he's been - and how many dates he got! The Boys also discover why you should keep your bag away from pythons, and why waterparks are so shitty. Also: Is Randy now the Boys'... friend?!
E8
Ricky's looking super bling in his new gear, and is ready to pick up ladies at the grocery store! But should he hang out by the veggies, or the chip dips? The Boys also discuss Big Jake the big horse, liquor ice-cream, and the weirdest fucking place names in the US. Also: Greasy goings-on down at the Legion!
E9
Ricky's addicted to Shark Week and has some awesome facts about his favourite sea creatures! But could you get one to lick ya? Also: Bag surgery, dumb criminals, and why Randy's pants are coming off!
E10
The Boys start the day the good way with a lungful of Sativa and some fucked-up chat! They discuss liquor slushies, weed bees, and what happened to Ricky's dog, Coolnow. And find out why Bubbles wants to get stuffed!
E11
Put on your speedos and join the Park After Dark cocktail bar for Ricky's strawberry slushies! The Boys also discover why smoking salvia is fucked, what a bare bear looks like, and start their own charity - Smoke It Forward!
E12
Julian wants to get gaming on Twitch like Snoop Dogg - but first he needs to steal some shit! Ricky has some long, tall, short and fucked facts, and Bubbles reveals his Friday 13th nightmare. Also: What's a group of clowns called? Can ya figure it out before Ricky and Bubbles?!
E13
There's a party in the trailer today with tater tot nachos, pulled pork... and one stinkin' Randy! The Boys discuss why the Queen is on Julian's hot list, the art of the fartist, and Ricky's new business idea. Also: What in the fuck is Bubbles wearing on his face?!
E14
Ricky's new business is a GO, and Bubbles is making some snazzy company t-shirts. Come on Bubbs, get that fucking iron cranked up - time is money! Julian also has a money-making scheme involving bar fights - how much is Ricky's eyeball worth? Also: Get drunk before the supernova hits!
E15
What the fuck is that smellin' I smell? It's that greasy cave dweller Sam Losco! But he's come bearing free booze and donairs, so the Boys let him in. So what the fuck does he want?! Also: Ricky figures out science!
E16
Sunnyvale is safe from Hurricane Julian, the most muscular storm of 2021! With that shitstorm outta the way, the Boys turn their attention to dating chimps, death by hotdog, and why you shouldn't eat horse pills. Also: Fuck the milk crate challenge, the Boys come up with the next viral dare!
E17
On this week's Clusterfuck After Dark: Sparks fly as Julian tries to take Ricky's TV! The Boys also wonder what happened to the McDonald's crew, and whether Julian would bang for cash and booze. Also: Don't cut off your penis to save the world!
E18
Ricky's got a new toy - is it a tanning booth, Doctor Who's TARDIS, or something really dope? The Boys also talk about kitties, banging on the moon, and play Drunk, Stoned or Stupid!
E19
Trinity and Jacob take time out from their fucked work schedule to hang out in the trailer! Trinity reveals her greasiest OnlyFans request, and Jacob tries to get some fuckin' rest. Also: The world's most delicious animals, and why you shouldn't jam a USB cable in your cock!
E20
The Boys eat a feast fit for a fighter and cook some scrump-dilly Army dinners - but where's the freeze-dried dope? Also: Greasy gorillas and sex with robots!
E21
Ricky and Bubbles cook up a meaty pizza and a side of 'Ramone' noodles - and oh my fuck, is she ever hot! Pace yourself boys, or you'll get balogny-logged! Also: Halloween jack-o-nips, Roman drive-thrus, and Ricky's mouthwash cocktail!
E22
The Boys are hustlers, baby! Ricky's new weed operation is a go, and Bubbles wants to start his own kitty magazine! They also discuss TV shows with real-life fuckin' consequences, and Chinese food that will make your cock water. Plus: Julian's Google search gets greasy as FUCK...
E23
It's Halloween, fuckers! Drop a coupla 'road beans' and come party with Bubbles Reynolds, Smarty Pants, and... uh, what the fuck is Julian this year? The Boys also attempt to power-carve a pumpkin!
E24
On the menu today: Kitty gum, blue pancakes, and steamed weed! The Boys discuss first-aider pets, Peeps, and a day at the Bull Load Spa. Julian also has an idea for a new booze experience - is your ass in?!
E25
On today's wired Park After Dark - Cat TV with Bubbles, Julian's greasy Google searches, and the most fucked news of the week! Also: Did Julian help create the world's most jacked potato?
E26
Ricky's dressed up smart today, he's got a job interview - but is he qualified? (Clue: fuck no!) The Boys chat about the million-dollar kitty, banging in church, and a fucked finger-free business plan! Also: Julian doesn't want to talk about ass play... but he does!
E27
Buy one, get eight free! Due to an 'error' at the drive-thru, Ricky has collected chicken fingers from the King, KFC, Harvey's, A&W and... well, every fucking fast food joint in Sunnyvale! Smash open those dipping sauces and let the taste test chicken party begin!
E28
Vodka enemas, mega THC gummies - holy shit, Park After Dark is getting fucked up today! The Boys chat about a really shitty doctor, fucked Christmas gifts, and how to bang a mermaid. Also: Mark your calendars for December 17 - the Boys have something special for ya...
E29
Lights, tinsel, balogny tits - Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are putting up the Christmas decorations! Just one little problem - they're high as fuck on pancake gummies...
E30
Live from Ricky's trailer, it's four hours of festive fuckery with Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Randy, a shitload of special guests over the worldly pipe, and a damn donair turkey, what the fuck! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, December 17th, 2021.
E31
It's the worst Christmas ever for Julian the liquor grinch - he's run out of booze! Thank fuck Santa Bubbs is here with a bulging sack and a Christmas miracle! Let's find out what awesome (and fucked) presents the Boys get this year...
E32
Tell 2021 to FUCK OFF with the Boys! Ricky creates a cocktail to celebrate - is it a new taste sensation, or will it make ya pook? Also: Discover new year's traditions around the world, and why Bubbles has 160 pairs of underpants!
E33
2021 was FUCKED so the Boys are determined to make 2022 a success - are you gonna jump on the Julian train and join 'em? They also discuss muscle piss, new year's resolutions, and how to make money from farts in a jar!
E34
FUCKKK! Guess which drive-thru-hooking cheeseburger walrus has brought COVID into the park! The Boys try not to think about the bad shit and talk about Froot Loops, VR chicken theme parks, and drink a toast to Bob Saget. Plus: The Boys' thoughts on the Novak Djokovic tennis fuckaround!
E35
Good times - the Boys are back in Ricky's trailer and baked as fuck! They chat about chicken balls, the Tonga shitnami, and singles night at the grocery store. Also: Julian investigates the GREASY story of a man who fell in love with an... ashtray?!
E36
January may be fucked, but the Boys are having a good time in the trailer! Bubbles has entered Julian into a muscle contest, Julian wants to move to Japan and punch a sumo wrastler, and Ricky has some freakish stories about the worst funerals ever! Also: Why you shouldn't squirt expanding foam into your pisshole!
E37
Welcome to the fucked month of the silent 'R'! Bubbles' brain is firing on all engines, and he can't stop thinking about scrump-dilly airport buffets - will he ever get to eat at one again? The Boys also discuss mashed potato fights, garbage crows.... and get ready to screenshot Julian's tits!
E38
Love (and banging) is in the air as the Boys get ready for Valentine's Day! Does Bubbles have a love interest down at the Legion, and are her blowing days over? Also: Living your best life as a blind bisexual tortoise, and Wilf Carter the yodelling cowboy!
E39
The Boys are off to Vancouver today for their Fan Expo appearance - but Julian's got himself fucking arrested! Can Randy suck quick enough to save the day? Also: Superbowel Monday, mongoose on a plane, and a bumper batch of borntdays!
E40
Fuck jet lag, the Boys are ready for another Park After Dark! They investigate fuck machine Rudolph Valentino, a dream kitty house, and a succulent Chinese meal gone wrong. Also: Can they rescue a cargo ship that's on fire in the middle of the Atlantic?
E41
In the jinkety-janked trailer today: Julian's got Cock Eyes, Ricky's ready to move to Switzerland, and Bubbles just want to take a nap! Before Bubbs drops right out of 'er, they discuss buried treasure, manscaping, and why you shouldn't leave your weiner out in the sun!
E42
Someone put too much weed butter on the popcorn, the Boys are FUCKED today! Find out how much they charge for horsecock redirects (and a coupla half-jacks), and Bubbles appraises a one-nostril kitty called Egbert. Yep, we told you they're FUCKED!
E43
The Boys had a messy St Patrick's Day but they're working through their green-tinged hangovers! They discuss why sleep is so awesome, why Corvairs can fuck off, and weird English sammiches. Also: Fuck Siri, ask Dougie!
E44
Deee-fucking-licious!! The Boys fuck with honey hot sauce pizza and KoD Big Mac donairs - but is Julian too much of a food pussy to eat it? Also: Snake farts, bear fights, and a dentist greasier than Sam Losco!
E45
Bubbles has some bad news - there's an outbreak of crabs in Ricky's trailer! Better check your bags, boys! Also: The Oscars slapdown, Billie Eyelash, and some totally fucked April Fools!
E46
The Boys are a bit fuckin' battered today - find out who got bashed at the grocery store, and who's joined the Corona Club! Plus: Feeling romantic, or wanna get dirty? Get some Kissing Lessons With Bubbles!
E47
Ricky and Bubbles are having a great Good Friday until Randy starts talking about his bum! They discuss why kitty guys are sexy, ass diamonds, and why horoscopes are horsecocks! Also: The answer to one of life's ultimate questions: how does a dog wear pants?
E48
The Boys might be recovering from 420, but they're on fire today! They solve the mystery of the Loch Ness Monster, sue Marvel for ganking the Green Bastard's look, and figure out how to pop your lung while pulling your goalie. Also: Why is Julian sexting Randy?
E49
The Boys have gone through the weed wormhole and are baked as fuck! Before the fuckin' wheels come off, they chat about outhouse mishaps, weed lasagna, and whether Bubbles would marry a kitty! Also: Rent Julian for the night and get a bang for free!
E50
The Boys are fucked on edibles today, so get ready for a train wreck! They discuss Ice Wars, the world's most awesome liquor bottle, and do some hard fucking math. Plus: Go Around the World in 80oz with Julian!
E51
Get ready for a train wreck - Ricky's so high he's speaking French! He's also got an idea for a new business - watch the fuck out, playground bullies! Also: Cock growers, the worst/best/worst funeral ever, and bornting a baby at a Metallica gig!
E52
The Boys are baked and ready for the long weekend! Before they get wasted, they have some fucking important facts for ya: A burger hack that will change your life, instructions on how to land an aircraft, and the shocking truth about whether Data the Star Trek robot was... shiny??!
E1
The Boys are (virtually) partying again after the darkness has gone away! They discuss dirty ol' load brownies, Ricky's frosty cock, and why Julian wants a job at Costco. Also: A dark and dirty story about Mama Smurf...
E2
The world's a bit fucked right now, but the Boys are here to bring the laughs! Today's topics include the Joe Exotic cockaround, how Ricky can get more self-smarted, and the SpaceX rocket launch. Plus: Why does Julian want to hang off a tall building to get a selfie?
E3
Is it Park After Dark... or Fucked After Dark?! The Boys discuss the weird stuff people shove up their pissholes, and why you shouldn't eat grandma. Also: Bubbles dives into the simulation theory wormhole - is Ricky's brain ready for it?
E4
Why does Ricky have a naked male doll in his closet? What causes piss burn? Do birds have cocks? What the fuck are chainsaw bears? Find out the answers to questions you never fucking asked on the latest Park After Dark! Also: Julian has some greasy dog stories - 13/10 totally FUCKED!!
E5
Julian's getting lonely and in need of a steady bang - would a Russian bride be the answer? The Boys also discuss the Loch Ness Monster, death by shitting nickels, and Bubbles' desert island hit with Billy Joel! Also: Who wants a deedle?!
E6
Canada Day drinking is over, July 4th drinking fuckin' starts at midnight! Before Bubbles drives a celebratory dirty donair into him, the Boys discuss drunk cavemen, fart jars, and the Covidiot of the week. Also: What goes up better get cumming down!
E7
Bubbles has some bad news: looks like the fuckin' zombie apocalypse is coming - and these zombies are HARD! Do you bang, run or kill? Julian explains why you should never take a helicopter ride in Las Vegas, and Ricky has a meaty new business idea!
E8
Bubbles is high as fuck and right out of 'er today! Before he goes off the rails on the Swayze train, the Boys discuss Mike Tyson's fight with a shark, Moist Joyce, and why Julian loves The Hoff. Also: Bubbles sings 'My Corona'!
E9
Bubbles has a plan to get Ricky and Julian safely back to Sunnyvale, but Julian's too busy hustlin' shit, and Ricky's got some new friends! Bubs also has footage of a real-life COVID zombie, ponders the coke bean business, and turns Julian off jello forever. Also: Ricky learns us how to talk to squirrels!
E10
The Boys are BACK!! Ricky and Julian (and fuckin' Randy) join Bubbles in the trailer and everything's back to normal - apart from the plexiglass covered in bird shit! Randy's come prepared with anal thermometers and a shark on a stick, and Ricky is ready to party with donairs, weed, and a duck?! Also: Julian's got a fever, and the only prescription is... more liquor!
E11
Happy Bank Robbery Friday, fuckers! Bubbles is baked, Ricky feels like a duck in a glass, and Julian needs a massage and a date - but has he lost his sexual guava? The Boys also discuss the 'rona, Randy water torture, and growing an arm cock! Also: Why the fuck are the Boys having a circle drawing contest?!
E12
It's a big moment for the Boys today - time to take down the barriers for a proper deedle... just don't fuck with Bubbles' kitty videos! Find out why Bubbles won't be playing 'Pissin' on People's Meat' at the Legion, and Julian's new favourite snack. Ricky also discovers what's been holding back his education his whole life - and he's gonna sue!
E13
Julian is desperate to make some scrilla - can he make money flexing his sexy muscles online? Ricky's got some fucked facts, Bubbles sings Kenny Rogers, and Ricky reads a bedtime story that is definitely NOT for kids!!
E14
Ronnie Thunder's been a bad kitty, Ricky's speaking Français and Bubbles is after Julian's muscles... what the fuck have the Boys been smoking this week?! Also: Breaking Badder, shitty facts, and the big question - should Bubbles grow a moustache?
E15
How high are you right now? Well, you're not as high as the Boys - they're as fucked up as a soup sandwich today! Ricky has a greasy new invention involving WD-40, Bubbles is ready to rumble with Kim Jong Un, and Julian's got meat on his mind - but does it taste a bit 'ruff'? Also: Fighting fire with booze!
E16
Get ready for anvil envy - Bubbles has got a DECENT chunk of heavy metal! The Boys chat about Ricky's greasy new business idea, Bible Pimps, and Julian's face mask hustle. Also: Ricky tells us about his COVID-19 test... now streaming on PornHub?!
E17
Nothing to see here, folks - it's quite normal to have a huge ATM machine in your living room! Can the Boys figure out how to open it before the cops come calling? Also: Find out Ricky's new nickname, why Germany is sehr fuckin' gut, and Bubbles' favourite Elvis song!
E18
Ricky's got a new room-mate and Bubbles is being evicted from his shed - what the FUCK has Julian done now?! The Boys discuss fighting Mr. T, a fucked flight to nowhere, and a strong contender for Arsehole of the Year. Also: How the fuck do you come down from a massive high?
E19
Get ready for a messy Park After Dark - the Boys are baked as fuck today! Learn all about Spider Man's radioactive load, how to make a fortune from popcorn and shitty old jeans, and why 500,000 sharks are about to get fucked over by the 'Rona. Also: Killer licorice!
E20
Why is Julian eating horsecock burgers? What's the latest trend in wetsuit fashion? Why the fuck is NASA flying a toilet to the moon? And what are Ricky's plans for Talko's sweary British cousin? Find out the answers to these dumb-as-fuck questions and more, on Park After Dark!
E21
On the latest Dark Park Dark After: The Boys groove to Lionel the Lobster, ponder the benefits of a sausage diet, and learn how not to handle a mountain lion. And what the fuck was Penelope Cruz doing naked in Ricky's bath?!
E22
That bank machine was for to get opened today, but Bubbles has decided to bring a cop to the trailer! Are the Boys about to get busted, or does the cop have a fuckin' important message to share?
E23
Happy fuckin' Halloween, everybody! The Boys and Randy are going all out for the annual costume contest - who looks decent, and who looks fucked as fuck?! Also: Getting learnt by male sex dolls, lizard holes, and the Halloween COVID candy pipe!
E24
The Boys pay their respects to James Bond star Sir Sean Connery, and chat about his most awesome movies. They also discuss the whale that saved a train, oiling up The Rock, and getting a rat up your arse! Also: What would Ricky, Julian and Bubbles be doing in the year 1850?!
E25
On the latest fucked-up, baked-as-fuck Park After Dark: Julian wants to fall in love and get married - guess which buxom mega-star is his perfect match! A dirty fuckin' alien worm gives Bubbles an idea for a movie, and Ricky reveals which fish he'd like to date. Also: Elon's Musk - smell like a billionaire!
E26
Join Luigi Villeneuve, Clifton Francois de Lugio and Mika Tina for another fucked Park After Dark! Discover if you can teach a drunk horse new tricks, how to sell frozen pigeons to China, and the best way to get learnt on math. Also: Why the fuck doesn't the Apple Store sell apples?!
E27
No more Grumpy Pumpy - Julian's changed his tune and is looking on the bright side of life! The Boys rock out to Roch Voisine, and discuss alien monoliths, Ricky's new party shirt and fighting an alligator! Also: Nice table, Ricky! No wait, it's fucked.
E28
On the latest protein-filled fuckburger of fun: Julian plays Guess the Fucking Thing, Bubbles attempts to solve the monolith mystery, and Ricky's having trouble getting word learnt! Also: The Boys come up with a plan to get free porn!
E29
Freedom 55, Boys! Ricky's got a plan to get rich as fuck - and it only involves six pet scorpions and a few jolts of electricity! Also: The KFC movie, Canadian lightsabers, and the worst last name in the world!
E30
Julian is worried about aliens - are they here, and are they trying to bang us with their minds?! Find out which celeb birthdays give Ricky an erectoroni, and the ultimate Italian piss-off walk. Also: Bubbles has a Criminal Mind!
E31
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are full of the Christmas spirit! Find out what gifts the Boys bought each other this year, and their special treat fit for a fuckin' King. Also: One more week before 2020 fucks off!
E32
Fuck you 2020 - bring on 2021! Ricky, Julian and Bubbles awake from a night of partying and try to remember what the fuck happened - who ate all the chocolates, and who performed a striptease? The Boys also unwrap more presents from Santa, and hatch a plan to rob IKEA. Plus: Bubbles has a VERY important announcement!!
E33
Ricky and Julian's new year's resolutions are going well - but that's only because they're fucked! The Boys discuss Hawaiian chicken that's definitely NOT looly-looly, Bubbles' nose spiders, and alien space garbage. Also: Ricky tries not to spill the beans about the new season of Trailer Park Boys: Jail!
E34
Watch out Dragons' Den, the Boys are on fucking FIRE with awesome business ideas today! But is anyone gonna invest in muscle care products and the Jack Frost Fuckulator? The Boys also discuss Ricky's dope new sneakers, why octopi are big bullies, and giving bellywork to tickle foxes. Also: DBH and MLK - WTF?!
E35
It's been a helluva week, and the Boys are ready to get banged up! Before they do, they discuss President Joe Junior, cheating on a sex doll, and the hacker that locked up a bunch of cocks. Ricky also discovers he's suffering from a terrible disease! Plus: grab a drink as the Boys make toast to a beloved Sunnyvale resident.
E36
The Boys are considering a career move - do they have a sweet future ahead, or are they gonna be hot-dogging it?! Also: hunting for samsquamptches in Oklahoma, the perils of the left cheek sneak, and tall hairy hillbillies!
E37
Bubbles is on a high after his Kittyman sea shanty went viral - Ricky and Julian are just high 'cause they ate fucking mushrooms! Before they go off the rails, they discuss naked bag rats, the 2021 Super Bowl, and why cat tattoos are fucked. Also on the menu: duck fingers, candy Kraft dinner and head in a basket!
E38
Bubbles' belly is rumbling like a fucking freight train today - on the menu are coconuts, day-old pizza and a trailer full of cheese! The Boys also check out a vintage teen magazine, a double-cocked chameleon, and Bubbles' latest bird impressions. CAWW CAWW!
E39
Ommmmm... oh for fack's sake! Bubbles is trying to meditate but Julian's more interested in bowling dates with single moms! Ricky has a plan to bring overpriced hockey gear to the kids, and Bubbles tests his knowledge on the Beverly Hillbillies. Also: Lawyer cats, the $5 million dog, and desert island survival skills!
E40
Wanna wear your underwear for a month? Julian has a solution! Need a wholesome book for kiddies' bedtime? Don't fucking read them the tale of Douglas the bear and Creepy Carl! What the FUCK have the Boys been smoking today?!!
E41
Get ready to swipe right, ladies - Ricky's got a sweet new shirt, and he's looking to get naughty! But which dating app should he join? The Boys also discuss smoking mayonnaise, Lady Gaga, and the jinkety-janked six-legged dog. And find out why Ricky's planning a time-travelling New Year's party - in Siberia!
E42
Slow roasted balogny... Shake & Bake hotdogs... presto pesto... four kinds of fancy-ass mustard... holy fuck, Bubbles and Ricky have cooked up a feast. Pity it's all gonna give Julian heartburn! Also: Hank Williams, Ricky's German lesson, and a massive tit fight!
E43
The Boys are back in business - making their own delicious potato chips! Ricky's at the (mostly not on fire) fryer, flavour scientist Bubbles is perfecting the dirtiest of dirty burger flavours, and 'Julian Musk' is hustling for a buyer - but can he do a deal?
E44
Spring is springing and the Boys are getting horny - but what's their mating call? Ricky's also worried about shrinking cock sizes and the future of the human race, but Julian's got a plan! Also: Will Bubbles' chip dust invention work on steak and pickled eggs?
E45
Is it War or Peace in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Randy attempt to make friends after their April Fools' Day pranks went to shit! Can Randy win Ricky over with the DIRTIEST burger he's ever made? Also: Forget shit hawks, look out for the Alaskan meat ravens!
E46
One for the money two for the show, three to get wasted, let's fucking go! The Boys get learnt about living in a simulation, the world's smartest dogs, and why gender reveal parties can fuck right off. Also: Julian spends Jeff Bezos' scrilla!
E47
Get learnt on the latest Park After Dark! The Boys study the geometrical orientation of tits, find out how the Wright brothers' plane is on Mars, and solve the mystery of 'Le Cochon Stupide'. Also: Julian reports on the greasiest news stories from around the worldy pipe!
E48
Happy Four Fucking Twenty! Randy's getting weed-learnt as Julian gives us the history of "420" and giant penguins, Ricky wonders if we can still say "marijuana," and Bubbles cosmically blows your fucking mind! Broadcast LIVE on April 20th, 2021.
E49
Park After Dark is live once again, but back in fucking lockdown! The Boys get on top of fucked-up world news: turtle shells, living to 100, smoking ashes, what the fuck? Also: Julian, hope you like Bubble Butt! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, April 30th, 2021.
E50
The boys are still locked the fuck down but they're taking calls, trading memories of Sunnyvale, dropping swish-making instructions, and wondering where the fuck J-Roc and Trevor went. Also: guess who's not wearing pants! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, May 7th, 2021.
E51
Bite into an Impossible Burger and take a swig of Three-Cock Liquor, Park After Dark is live with fucked-up animal news, even more fucked-up alcoholic drinks, and a PSA from the boys about Important Shit! Also: Hot Or Not with Julian! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, May the 14, 2021.
E52
The Boys are extra-fucked today! Julian's on edibles, Ricky needs to make some pothole cocks, and Bubbles has a secret to keeping his liquor all muscly. Also: we pity the fool who doesn't know whose birthday it is! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, May 21st, 2021.
E1
A big fucking welcome to Ricky's kitchen! He's rustled up some special sauce and chicken fingers (the good kind) and got a coupla rockers from Monster Truck to jam with Bubbles! The Boys also chat about smoking with Snoop Dogg, why snorting ants is fucked, Finnish saunas and Japanese ass lasers!
E2
For fuck's sake Ricky, put your pants on and get ready for Episode 2! Find out why Park After Dark isn't in the dark, whether a peacock mantis shrimp or armadillo would make a good pet, and why you shouldn't take a dirty ol' grizzly bear bowling. Also: Ricky cooks up a fucking fusion cuisine treat!
E3
Ricky's got a new gift - an awesome $6 microwave! Before he blows the fuckin' roof off the trailer with it, he cooks up the best Kraft Dinner ever, guaranteed to get him banged! Also: Visiting a bear in jail, the worst ever Guinness World Record attempt, and the Boys make a phone call to... Canada!
E4
It's raining horse cocks outside, but it's cosy in the trailer as Ricky cooks up an awesome pepperoni treat! The Boys also discuss eye bees, how not to fuck up a microwave oven, and more amazing facts about Canada... or not!
E5
The Boys have a special fucking guest today: Terry from FUBAR has stumbled into the park, in search of his Nova Scotian ancestors! He's also brought some fucked frozen treats from the Prairies - who dares eat one? They also discuss mouth hugs, the Littlest Hobo, and how to cook bolonairs!
E6
Grab a bologny sammich and join the Boys as they figure out how to hear the wind, what's at the end of the universe, and the existence of samsquamptches and moonicorns! And guess who ate one kushy gummy bear too many, and is now baked as fuck?!
E7
Julian's calling the shots in Ricky's kitchen today - and dirty ol' Dog Cakes are on the menu! The Boys also discuss itchy nuts, sad onions and damn spicy pickles, and Ricky gets us learnt about flying!
E8
Julian and Ricky concoct a new Kraft Dinner dish - with one weird fucking ingredient! The Boys also discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger, facts about the sun, and a woman who thinks she's a horse. Also: The Boys rebuild a Boeing 787!
E9
Ricky's constructed the world's cutest cheese and bologny sammich - but are you supposed to eat it or burp it?! Also: Getting fucked up on nutmeg, the sweet taste of beaver ass juice, and how to make a bunch of scrilla from a melon!
E10
Ricky's been browsing the True section of the bookstore, and has been getting learnt about paranormal pets! And did Bubbles really own a book-reading kitty? Also: A muscleman with more muscles than Julian, chickens that are really pancakes, and a spider that gives you a boner! Holy fuck, that hash jello was strong...
E11
Ricky's blue because his bank heist went to shit last night - literally! Thank fuck Bubbles and Julian - and a big TPB fan - have something to cheer him up. The Boys also invent Cottonloaf cupcakes, discuss a greasy new perfume, and admire Bubbles' Meat Man!
E12
Ricky and Bubbles are in bacon-wrapped Heaven - Julian's on a strictly liquor diet, but he probably won't end up on the shitter all night! Also: Bubbles' goat impressions, house-proud tarantulas, and the most eco-friendly way to get rid of a body!
E13
It's the Canada Day long weekend and the Boys are already fucked up! They try some 'hair of the dog' and discuss awesome Canada facts, pig holes in hot dogs, boob farms, and the best way to steam Bubbles' buns. Also: The Boys write the new Canadian national anthem!
E14
The Boys are still partying into the weekend - except Julian's lost his precious bottle of rum, and Ricky nearly set Sunnyvale alight with his fireworks display last night! The Boys examine the shitty contents of Ricky's fridge, and discuss the worst kids' names, eating an octopus, and why wombats shit bricks!
E15
The Boys have a special guest in the trailer today, and Ricky's made some ass-blasting dirty ribs, potato salad and liquor cake to celebrate! They discuss the mystery meat of a McRib, what the fuck a 'horizontal refreshment' is, and how Julian made $1000 at the beach!
E16
Terry's back in Sunnyvale, and he's making himself at home! He'll only be there for one or 10 days, no big fuckin' deal. The Boys discuss fighting bears, the science of heaty and coldy, and storming Area 51. Also: Ricky and Terry retell the story of baby Jesus! They might have got a few details wrong though...
E17
Terry's still givin'er a week later... and has racked up a massive bill! Can he get a job as the captain of the Halifax Harbour Hopper and pay Julian back? Also: Deecent hot sauce, Japanese ass splashers, and Bubbles explains the whole history of the universe!
E18
The Boys are getting ready for a long drinking weekend to celebrate Nova Scotia's borntday! Before they get totally fucked up they discuss Ricky's jail jacking habit, the awesomeness of Terry Fox, and big school words! Also: Which new movie is gonna make Ricky cry?
E19
Ricky's french horn practice is interrupted by a surprise visitor - Bruce McCulloch from The Kids In The Hall! He tells the Boys about his tough childhood being raised by a cigarette machine. Also: Sucking off a truck, Bubbles' Elvis facts, and cuddling a cow!
E20
Today's episode is only nine seconds long, as Ricky is too busy nursing a bitten toe and Julian is wrestling with video checkers! Instead, Ricky's brain gets vibrated with some fucked facts, talks like a butterfly, and finds out what the fuck a foopa is. Hmm, are you sure you didn't film Park After Dark today, Boys?
E21
Nothing to see here, just rockers GREEN JELLŸ totally fucking up Ricky's trailer! Down some ball shots and get ready to party like it's 1992! Also: fucked sing-alongs, piss shooters, and has Julian found his long-lost dad?!
E22
The Boys need to clean up the after last week's Green Jellÿ piss-fest, as they have a special guest - cluster headaches survivor Tom Termeer! He talks about the world's most painful disease, and how he got his head fixed. Also: The Pennsylvania potato pisser, falling in love with a dolphin, and Ricky's latest book learnings!
E23
Forget Kimmel, Conan and Carson - make way for talk show superhost Bubbles and his fucked assistants! Today they interview Kids In The Hall star Kevin McDonald, who chats about his fear of hotel bathrooms, how he got bornt, the most awesome 10/10 celebs, and how he lost his penis in London!
E24
Ricky's started up an 'AirDnD', and his first guest is only fuckin' Umbrella Academy star Robert Sheehan! Discover Robert's favourite movie, how to poop like a champion, and who beat the piss out of him on a film set. Also: Randy gets physical!
E25
Bubbles interviews a special guest this week - Julian! But will his muscles talk? The Boys also talk like pirates, search for a job for Bubbles, and Ricky tries his hand (or is that cock?!) as an erotic scriptwriter!
E26
This week, the Boys ponder some big questions: Why do rich people need so much shit? Is cheerleading a sport? Is death by banging better than death by skydiving? Plus: Bubbles wants a penis-faced cat!
E27
Put down your new (stolen) smartphones, Boys - you've got an episode of Park After Dark to film! Today's subjects include cock jockeys, golden toilets, and what to do if the bank gives you a bunch of scrilla by mistake. Also: Bubbles wants a ride in an Alpha Jet!
E28
On today's BAKED episode: Bubbles' singing gopher, how to tickle a star, lesbian koalas, and how to make the Egyptian pyramids more awesomer. And guess which school supplies item Julian once get stuck up his pisshole!!
E29
The Boys are frisky as fuck today! They chat about 19" weiners, Ricky's sexy chocolate fondue party, and the weirdest places they've banged. Also: the muscular mayor works out!
E30
On today's totally unpre-fucking-pared for episode: Ricky tests the Motel's favourite ninja sword, imagines a wild night out with Dr. Seuss and Mr. Rogers, and gets learnt about Instant-gram. Plus: Guess which grumpy pumpy muscleman isn't on Bubbles' Christmas card list this year!
E31
A googly-eyed Stranger Things monster, an alien pizza delivery guy and a lobster fisherman compare their bulging Halloween sacks - and guess who fucking stole most of his swag! They also discuss banging in horror movies, and the best and worst Halloween costumes!
E32
The price is fucking right as Ricky and Julian go head-to-head in Bubbles' trivia challenge! Discover how many bras are made every day, how to bang a starfish, and why you shouldn't go on an acid trip at Disneyland. Also: Ricky gets an anatomy lesson!
E33
The Boys are all at sea today as they discuss why you don't fuck with a walrus, and whale fart-powered cars - take fuckin' note, Elon Musk! Bubbles and Julian test Ricky to see how French he really is, and Bubbles has the greasiest weiner story ever - literally!
E34
Bubbles has some bad news for Ricky and Julian - they're addicts! Can they live without dope and liquor? Clue: NO. They also discuss kiddie rides on car roofs, why cats are smarter than dogs, and why you shouldn't smoke dope in North Korea!
E35
Jacob's overworked, underpaid, and totally fucked! He joins Ricky, Julian and Bubbles on today's episode and reveals how much work he's doing - and Ricky's profiting from it! There's only one way to resolve this... a thrilling round of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!
E36
Honey mustard, ranch, or hot as fuck?! Bubbles dips Randy's mystery meats and guesses the sauce in Ricky's game! The Boys also play Would You Rather, discuss dinosaur piss and WD-40, and Julian gets something extra in his Rum & Coke!
E37
The Boys are back from tour and they're still fucked up from the liquor and gummies! Today's topics include crash test pigs, castaway cows, banana art, and a fucked place to store your credit cards. Plus: Ricky applies for his dream job at NASA!
E38
Ricky's planning to get fucked out of his header and cook up some awesome chicken fingers for Christmas! But before that, the Boys have to investigate an unusual anatomical anomaly... what in the FUCK?!? Also: Bubbles is the handsome judge in a new game called If You Had To!
E39
There's double dip chicken fingers for dinner, a shit-ton of weed, awesome presents under the tree, and a stolen inflatable Santa. Time for a DECENT nine-day Christmas party in Sunnyvale! There's even a visit from a fucked little elf!
E40
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! It's finally 2020, just like Bubbles' perfect vision! The Boys try to piece together the last nine days of partying, which included tinfoil gladiator fights, magic pizza, and Santa stabbings. Bubbles also hosts another game of If I Had To - let the fucking arguments commence!
E41
The Boys have recovered from their holiday partying and are good to go... except for one! Will his new one-a-week fruit diet get him healthy? The Boys discuss the dangers of flying with weed, the Australian bushfire disaster, and some DECENT news from deep space. Also: on (or off) the fuckin' menu - camel burgers and butter yogurt!
E42
Grab a drink, crank up the RUSH and light a candle for the greatest fuckin' drummer in the world - but don't be sad, Bubbles has got yer belly! Also: Fucked world news, Diego the banging turtle, flying to the moon, and Ricky's butter pudding blueberry yogurt!
E43
Holy fuck, it's colder than a snowman's cock out there! The Boys discuss the snowed-in folk of Newfoundland, what it's like to be a hunky muscleman like Julian, and predicting the future with pepperoni. Also: Who's got balls as big as golf balls?!
E44
Ricky summons up the power of pepperoni and looks into the future - will you be getting a new car, or fucked up in an earthquake? Plus: Bubbles designs the new Space Force uniform, Julian investigates Samsquamptches, and we find out why Ricky dipped his ballsack in soy sauce!
E45
Need to escape a snake, cuddle a cat, or beat your gym addiction? Ricky's got learnt on some great tips! The Boys also discuss the Super Bowl ads, what to do if you chop your arm off, and play another fucked round of If You Had To. Find out who's gonna get eaten, and who's getting a cock face tattoo!
E46
Get ready to Jingle Jangle Jingle with Bubbles on this stoned-as-fuck episode of Park After Dark! The Boys discuss alien anal probes, Coronavirus cruises, and the awesomeness of owning a horse. Also: Ricky comes up with an ingenious way to get free booze at the bar - the perfect scam for Valentine's Day!
E47
Get packing fuckers, this could be the last episode of Park After Dark from Sunnyvale! Are the Boys heading for a new life of sun, sea, and buffalo mozzarella? Also: Relationship advice with Ricky, hairy gums, and terminator kitties!
E48
Keep your head on a swivel - it's a leap year and Bubbles is worried things are about to get fucky! Ricky prepares to wrestle an alligator, Julian researches the pterodactyl, and Bubbles grooves to the WKRP in Cincinnati theme tune. Also: Snake orgies, frozen birds, and Holly Valentine!
E49
Bubbles is taking no chances with this cocksucker of a Coronavirus - can they kill it with booze and dope? The Boys also discuss the Sunnyvale Earthquake, Mad Mike, and celeb-shaped chicken nuggets! Plus: Is Bubbles in control of his brain ship?
E50
Bubbles doesn't believe in all that Friday 13th bullshit, so why is he nervous? Ricky has tips on dealing with one-night stands and strangely arranged breasts, and Julian discovers a real cat-dog! Also: The Coronavirus has fucked up the Boys' plans to move to Italy... or has it?!
E51
It may or may not be Ricky's birthday, and Julian may or may not have borrowed Jay Baruchel from the Sunnyvale food court, but at least there's weed, booze and popcorn! Jay chats about Clint Eastwood, dragons, and why fast food is so awesome. Also: Who Let the Dogs Out?!
E52
Bubbles has fired up the SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System in his shed and has Ricky and Julian on the line! Who's living in luxury, and who's eating squirrels and jacking off in the woods? Plus: Breaking News with Bubbles!
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