Seasons

Everybody Hates Tattaglia E1

Everybody Hates Tattaglia

Aired Oct 3, 2008

Chris is relieved to find out that he is not the only black person at his new high school. However, he does run into problems because he is the only non-white student in his homeroom class, and the teacher can't stand him.

30 min ★ 8.20
Everybody Hates Cake E2

Everybody Hates Cake

Aired Oct 10, 2008

An androgynous boy in Chris' home ec class helps him meet a cute classmate. Rochelle learns that Tasha's mom is an ex-con. Drew and Tonya get a job babysitting Mr. Omar's fish.

30 min ★ 8.00
Everybody Hates Homecoming E3

Everybody Hates Homecoming

Aired Oct 17, 2008

Chris gets a cute girl to go to the homecoming dance with him, and discovers that her parents are the Huxtables. But he may be forced to ditch her when he finds out that Greg is down and needs his attention.

30 min ★ 8.20
Everybody Hates the English Teacher E4

Everybody Hates the English Teacher

Aired Oct 24, 2008

Chris talks the English teacher to show movies based on books instead of reading the actual books, but their friendship is short-lived. Julius' plan to raise Mr. Omar's rent backfires when his apartment fails inspection.

30 min ★ 8.20
Everybody Hates My Man E5

Everybody Hates My Man

Aired Oct 31, 2008

Chris gets in over his head when he helps a star football player with his studies. Julius suddenly has a new outlook on life when he takes a job helping Mr. Omar at the funeral home.

30 min ★ 8.30
Everybody Hates Doc's E6

Everybody Hates Doc's

Aired Nov 7, 2008

Chris can't stand working for Doc's new young girlfriend at the store, so he deliberately breaks them up. Meanwhile, Tanya starts wearing a stuffed bra to school.

30 min ★ 8.30
Everybody Hates Snitches E7

Everybody Hates Snitches

Aired Nov 14, 2008

Chris' plan to snitch on a shooter and collect the reward money backfires when Jerome is put in jail. Meanwhile, Julius sets up the perfect anniversary for Rochelle, only to see it accidentally fall apart.

30 min ★ 8.20
Everybody Hates Big Bird E8

Everybody Hates Big Bird

Aired Nov 21, 2008

Chris starts dating one of the nerdiest girls in the school, but doesn't want anyone to know about it. Meanwhile, the entire neighborhood bets on whether the Giants or the Jets will lose first.

30 min ★ 8.20
Everybody Hates James E9

Everybody Hates James

Aired Nov 28, 2008

Ms. Morello forces Chris to become a "big brother," the family gets an answering machine, and Julius tries to get marital advice from a new talk show called "Oprah".

30 min ★ 8.20
Everybody Hates New Year's Eve E10

Everybody Hates New Year's Eve

Aired Dec 12, 2008

While Chris tries to find a way to get to Times Square for New Year's Eve, Julius becomes a hero after he talks a jumper down from the George Washington Bridge.

30 min ★ 8.20
Everybody Hates Mr. Levine E11

Everybody Hates Mr. Levine

Aired Jan 9, 2009

Chris becomes friends with Mr. Levine, Rochelle finds out she's a year younger, and Greg tries to stop being called Chris and Greg.

30 min ★ 8.20
Everybody Hates Varsity Jackets E12

Everybody Hates Varsity Jackets

Aired Jan 16, 2009

Chris joins the wrestling team to get a varsity letter, Rochelle puts the entire family on a diet, and Drew tries to put together a girl group.

30 min ★ 8.00
Everybody Hates Fake IDs E13

Everybody Hates Fake IDs

Aired Jan 23, 2009

Chris and Greg try to get fake IDs so that they can go to a Fat Boys concert, Drew buys a pair of X-ray glasses, and Rochelle gets upset when Julius won't let her give him a surprise birthday party.

30 min ★ 7.80
Everybody Hates PSATs E14

Everybody Hates PSATs

Aired Jan 30, 2009

Rochelle wants Chris to do well on the PSATs so that she can show him off to an elite African American club she wants the family to join. As a result, he cheats and gets a perfect score.

30 min ★ 8.20
Everybody Hates Boxing E15

Everybody Hates Boxing

Aired Feb 6, 2009

Mr. Thurman convinces Chris to take up boxing, a new neighbor has the hots for Julius, and Rochelle gets lonely for Julius while he takes on extra shifts.

30 min ★ 8.20
Everybody Hates Lasagna E16

Everybody Hates Lasagna

Aired Mar 13, 2009

Chris is forced to hide some marijuana for a neighborhood punk on the run from the police. Out of fear, he decides to bake it in his lasagna for his cooking class.

30 min ★ 8.00
Everybody Hates Spring Break E17

Everybody Hates Spring Break

Aired Mar 20, 2009

Greg breaks his leg after he is hit by a car, but Chris doesn't want anyone to know that he was driving the car. Meanwhile, Julius tries to take Tanya and Drew to Amityville for a beach vacation during Spring Break.

30 min ★ 8.30
Everybody Hates the Car E18

Everybody Hates the Car

Aired Mar 27, 2009

Chris buys his first car, which only leads to a series of unforeseen problems. Meanwhile, everybody else in the house accidentally stumbles into everyone else's private business.

30 min ★ 8.30
Everybody Hates Back Talk E19

Everybody Hates Back Talk

Aired Apr 3, 2009

Chris comes to blows with Rochelle when he refuses to clean the dishes, and Mr. Omar gives his notice to vacate because he believes he is dying.

30 min ★ 8.20
Everybody Hates Tasha E20

Everybody Hates Tasha

Aired Apr 24, 2009

Chris runs into unexpected problems when Tasha becomes his girlfriend, Rochelle finds out that Julius is still technically married to another woman, and Drew and Tonya have a contest to see who can be quiet the longest.

30 min ★ 8.20
Everybody Hates Bomb Threats E21

Everybody Hates Bomb Threats

Aired May 1, 2009

Chris calls in a bomb threat to get out of doing a punishwork assignment, and Rochelle tries to get rid of a "mojo" placed on her by one of her customers at the salon.

30 min ★ 8.20
Everybody Hates the G.E.D. E22

Everybody Hates the G.E.D.

Aired May 8, 2009

Chris opts to take the G.E.D. over repeating the 10th grade, Drew tries to go on Amateur Night at the Apollo, Julius tries to get $25 back from somebody who owes him, and Tanya graduates from sixth grade.

30 min ★ 7.00